Yes. I am out of college.
Yes. I am in graduate school.
Yes. I rent an apartment.
Yes. I am nearly 23.

Do these things spell D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E?

No. I don't think so.

Today, my favorite student's mother says, "So, there's a guy in my neighborhood..."

Really. What am I suppose to say to that? I can take friends setting me up, but mothers of elementary piano students?

Help me.