4.12.2004

Elementary Funnies.

Meg was working on a school project tonight and dug up some of our old writings and great works of art. I found them highly amusing, and thought I'd post some of my personal favorites. All the spellings and punctuation are as written. Enjoy!
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By Shannon
True Story
One day us five Mom, Kevin, Megan, Me and Colin toke a bike ride. Mom was across the street. Mom called to me "Don't Go Across." But I did. And Partly got killed. BUt God make it happin in His one spiecal way. Even if my mom Got MAd.
The End.
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"Struggles are beneficial"
written and drawn by Shannon Koons

about the author:
Shannon Koons was born in Texas, 1982, Oct. 9th. She moved to Ind. in 1988. She was alwas ful of idaes and wanting to play. She loved to play with friends, or play outside. Her big sister was always a comfort to her (sometimes). Her big and little brother was always a pest to her.
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Highlights from "Jesus made Me special!"

Racial Background, p.3: "He gots the whoLe world in his hAnd."

Brothers and Sister, p. 7:
Kevin - 1. Thank you God, for making me Kevin. 2. I love Kevin becuse he loves me. 3. I love Kevin becuse he sticks up for me.
Megan - 1. Thank you Lord, for making me Megan. 2. I love Megan becuse she loves me. 3. I love Megan becuse she is always there to play with me.
Colin - 1. Thank you God, for making me Colin. 2. I love Colin becuse he loves me. 3. I love Colin even if he hits me.
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From a cursive writing page:
Write one sentence telling what you would like to be when you grow up.
I want to be a Libraraen.
Why do you want to be that? Write three reasons.
It's fun to stamp the books. I like to read. I know my alphabet very well.
What can you do to prepare for that job? Write about two ways.
I can learn the a.b.c. fast. And learn athors.

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