4.08.2004

Domestic Diva

Misfortune awaits a dame
Martha Stewart is her name.
Women, near and far
N'er forget this kitchen tsar!
She left us such good things
And taught us how to dine like kings.
To jail she goes to meet her fate
Making creme brulee on a hot plate.
Her mistake has left a void-
Refrain from being overjoyed!
For what is this noise I hear?
The sound of women drawing near!
At the front stands a dame
Shannon Koons is her name.
She will arise and take the empty post
To her, raise your toast!
Watch and wait, it shan't be long
Before you all shall sing her song.
VIVA LA DOMESTIC DIVA!

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