Family funnies
Mom: Can I have some salad dressing? (there are only two choices)Dad: Which one - this one, the poppyseed, or the ranch?
Mom: [Weird look to Dad]
Shannon: There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
Dad: [ugh] I didn't say it like that
Mom: [LOL]
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Dad: [helping Shannon with child development homework] ... and then her dad lovingly took her close to him and rocked her, with his back in a brace, for hours, and hours, and hours...
Dad: [barely taking a breath] ... then he would try to get up from his seat and carefully lay her down to sleep and he was in so much pain...
Shannon: Dad, do you just want to write it for me?
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